You Won't Win
Hold your finger on the screen and hit Norm and his pals!
Norm and his pals are determined to prevent you from beating this game.
Try your best to squash them out of existence!
Slap them by sliding your finger around the screen.
Avoid touching the poo, thats kinda gross...
The further you get, the harder it gets.
The points you gain while playing can be used in the free in-game store to increase your chance at winning...
But you wont win...